A Drake Lyric for Every (insta) Occasion

Hey y’all!

If you’re reading this then I’m sure you’re aware that Drake’s album, Scorpion, came out on June 29th. ( I tried so hard to make an “if you’re reading this it’s too late” joke right there but I just couldn’t make it work). I was going to write a full review of the album since it’s all the buzz right now, but I didn’t think anyone would truly want to sit here and read what I thought about all 25 songs and I didn’t really want to write that. Instead, I present to you a list of captions from the album perfect for any Instagram occasion. After all, Drake lyrics and Instagram captions go together like mac and cheese.

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For when your whole squad looks good (even the one person who usually can’t keep their eyes open):

“The only ones I want to tell are the ones I can call”- Emotionless

“Saturday, call the girls, get ‘em gassed up”- Nice For What

For when you’re living your best life on vacation:

“Only lying I do is out in the tropics”- Is There More

“Vacay to a place where you could take pictures to post on insta”- That’s How You Feel

“Trips to wherever feels right”- Don’t Matter to Me

For when you’re feeling a little petty but still keeping your cool:

“Yeah I am what I am, I ain’t got no time for misunderstandings again”- Nonstop

“Got em all bitter”- Nonstop

“I’ve never been one to make amends” – 8 Out Of 10

“Its too late for all that lovey dovey shit”- Mob Ties

For your “candid” laughing pics:

Only cryin’ I do is cryin’ from laughin’ ’bout it”- Is There More

“How you even managin’ to keep straight faces”- Jaded

For when you’re feeling brutally honest about your habits:

“I always need a glass of wine by sundown”- Final Fantasy

“She had an attitude in the summer but she’s being nice again”- Blue Tint

“Don’t pull up at 6 AM to cuddle with me”- God’s Plan

“I can’t even lie, I’d rather stay inside”- Finesse

For when you’re celebrating your birthday:

Pretty much the entirety of “Ratchet Happy Birthday”.

For when you’re feeling ~summer vibes~:

“Get the vibe right, get your mind right”- After Dark

“Work all winter, shine all summer”- That’s How You Feel

“How can you be angry on a night in July?”- Summer Games

“Summer Games”- Summer Games

“Yachts on the 4th of July”- Is There More

For when you’re feeling #blessed:

“Had a moment but it came and went”- Nonstop

“Either hand is an upper hand”- Nonstop

“There’s no way this is real man, it can’t be”

“There’s no way this is real man, it can’t be”- Elevate

“I wanna thank God for workin’ way harder than Satan”- Elevate

For when you’re an independent woman and killin’ it:

“Had a man last year, life goes on”- Nice For What

“Pinky ring til I get a wedding ring”- Nonstop

“I stay busy working on me”- Elevate

“Still I rise, Maya Angelou vibes”- Talk Up

“I found my peace, I’m about to say my piece”- Peak

“Don’t have me wastin my time”- Summer Games

“But the new me is really still the real me”- In My Feelings

For when you’re just straight up feeling yourself:

“Stopped askin’ myself and I started feelin’ myself”- Survival

“My Mount Rushmore is me with four different expressions”- Survival

“I’m the chosen one. Flowers never pick themselves”- Sandra’s Rose

“Said you want a simple life and that’s not me”- Summer Games

“And you showin’ off, but it’s alright. It’s a short life”- Nice For What

For when you’re from Louisville and are just taking what you can get at this point:

“Louisville hush money for my young gunners”- Sandra’s Rose

“Rick Pitino, I take ’em to strip clubs and casinos”- Sandra’s Rose

Since you’ve made it to the end, here’s a pic of me from my college makeup class when I accidentally ended up looking like the Walmart version of Drake. Happy Insta-ing!

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Kya Cheese

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One thought on “A Drake Lyric for Every (insta) Occasion

  1. Lol these are great – and spot on! That Kya-Drake photo is killin me lmao – but you did nail it with that beard make-up, looks real!!!

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